Legal Information

Last Updated: March 2026

©2026 InstantWater Inc. All rights reserved.

Terms of Service & Disclaimers

1. Product Nature

InstantWater is provided as-is. By using this site, you acknowledge that InstantWater is a revolutionary hydration solution that requires the addition of H₂O to function. We are not responsible for users who attempt to activate the product with orange juice, thoughts and prayers, or liquid nitrogen.

2. The "Just Add Water" Guarantee

Our "Works Every Time" guarantee is strictly contingent upon the user's ability to source their own water. If you add water to InstantWater and do not receive water in return, please consult a physicist or check to see if your glass has a hole in it.

3. Limitation of Liability

InstantWater Inc. shall not be held liable for:

4. Intellectual Property

The concept of adding water to things is proprietary to nature, but the InstantWater brand and this specific landing page are ©2026 InstantWater Inc. Unauthorized duplication of our "unlimited use" policy is encouraged, as water is generally a public good.

5. Refund Policy

If you are unsatisfied with your InstantWater, please return the unused portion of the water you added to us in a stamped, waterproof envelope.


Privacy Policy

We collect your email address for the sole purpose of notifying you when InstantWater is ready for mass distribution. We do not collect your physical location, though we assume you are currently near a source of water (or very thirsty). We promise never to sell your data to: "Big Hydration" conglomerates. Dehydrated Martian colonists. People who put "sparkling water" in their InstantWater (that’s just chaos). Our website uses cookies. Not the delicious, oatmeal-raisin kind, but the digital kind that help us remember you were here. By staying on this site, you agree to our use of these non-edible trackers. If you wish to be removed from our waitlist, simply "add water" to your keyboard (Note: Do not actually do this). Alternatively, click the "Unsubscribe" link in any of our emails to be forgotten instantly.


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